Recently, I got this mail. Initially, I thought it must be some informative piece of text. I started reading it and as I proceeded I couldn’t escape the thought that I should share it with everyone. By everyone I meant not only my friends but the whole world. So, here goes nothing.

oops! I mean everything!!

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
2. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
3. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
4. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
5. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
6. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
7. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
8. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
9. Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. Read more »