Recently, I got another forwarded mail on the famous superstar of South India RajniKant. So, as I already have one post with funny specs on him,I decided to go for the one for his fans….

Rajnikant was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, “You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, “OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?”

“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it” Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts :— “Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!”

Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.

“No, no, just name anyone else”, Rajini says.

“President Bush”, Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts.

“Yes”, Rajini says, “I know him.

And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, :—-”Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee
first and catch up”.

Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

“The Pope,” Amitabh Bachan replies

“Sure!” says Rajini, “My folks are from Germany and I’ve known the Pope a long time”.

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican .. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Amitabh Bachan’s side, Rajini asks him, “What happened?”

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, “I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,……

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“Who’s that on the balcony with Rajini?”

Recently, I got this mail. Initially, I thought it must be some informative piece of text. I started reading it and as I proceeded I couldn’t escape the thought that I should share it with everyone. By everyone I meant not only my friends but the whole world. So, here goes nothing.

oops! I mean everything!!

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
2. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
3. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
4. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
5. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
6. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
7. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
8. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
9. Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. Read more »